What do I love more than martinis? 

Dogs.

  

I have previously mentioned the importance of company when drinking a martini.

  
And what better company could you have than man’s best friend?

  
Although they’re not too good at handling their booze.
Meanwhile, I am less fond of cats.

  
But if the neighbour’s cat happens to pop round…

  
Who am I to resist?

  

This is a good effort at trying to blend in.

My god those ceramic dogs are creepy. 
  

Imposter cat. I like you too.

  
Just not quite so much as dogs.